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Feb. 4th, 2005 10:30 pmThis afternoon, I was taking a bubble bath (shut up! They're relaxing!) when I noticed something new to me. Bubbles don't pop, they crack. Cartoons always have that funny "bloop" noise when a bubble bursts, but the bubble foam crackled as it settled. Strange.
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Folks, this is what happens when I simultaneously sugar-buzzing and sleepy. Weird shit distracts me and I feel the urge to share.
Hey! Y'know what would be funny? A parody of those old drivers' Ed films, the ones called stuff like "Murder on the Highway!" or "Blood on the Streets!" It would be about the dangers of sugar abuse and we could call it something like... "A Sweet Spot... For DANGER!!!" And of course, it needs pseudo-scientific lines like "Sugar-induced hyperactivity, or 'highs', are the leading cause of distraction, head trauma, and parental annoyance among children." Now what could we use for a tagline?...
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Folks, this is what happens when I simultaneously sugar-buzzing and sleepy. Weird shit distracts me and I feel the urge to share.
Hey! Y'know what would be funny? A parody of those old drivers' Ed films, the ones called stuff like "Murder on the Highway!" or "Blood on the Streets!" It would be about the dangers of sugar abuse and we could call it something like... "A Sweet Spot... For DANGER!!!" And of course, it needs pseudo-scientific lines like "Sugar-induced hyperactivity, or 'highs', are the leading cause of distraction, head trauma, and parental annoyance among children." Now what could we use for a tagline?...
