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He's not Texan.

His accent is the most fucked-up, sourceless thing I've ever heard.

Acknowledging that you're brain-dead doesn't make it okay.

Making fun of your own delegates and supporters is so stupid it makes my brain hurt.

The drone-like chanting of a mob doesn't mean that your actions are justified.

He speaks one carefully coached sentence in Spanish and that's supposed to get him the Hispanic vote?

Again, where the HELL is that accent from?! It's not from any part of Texas that *I* can identify.

Is he really badly misquoting The Beatles?

Wait, let me get this straight: Freedom is God's gift to mankind, and our liberty comes from beyond the stars. Did we as a nation join a comet-cult when I wasn't looking? And if so, where's my hat with the deedly-boppers on it? I want my free hat, dammit!

One last thing:

HE'S NOT TEXAN!! DON'T BLAME HIM ON US!!

Date: 2004-09-02 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] furrbear.livejournal.com
He wuz born in New Haven, CT to be exact.

Hubby, who spent time in the Awl-patch aka purgatory, decries describes the accent as "Faux Midland-Cuntry-Club."

¿Votas de los Hispanicos? Watch where FEMA concentrates next week after this next hurricane. Any bets for MIAMI? Charley hit the west coast of FL and FEMA went to the southern atlantic coast.

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