Lies! Horrible horrible LIES!!!

[drewbear]

Slander! illian and cuttercoon are having sweet, creamy buttsex! harley keeps an Ab-Master 9000 under their bed. It's not for their abs. cuttercoon, we all know the truth, come out of the closet. cuttercoon got lysariala drunk and naked, and took photos. booboobob downloaded them. kobold and cuttercoon run a bordello in Soho. graveyardgreg and mark_wulfgar are blackmailing them. harley runs a secret pornography ring. illian and aadroma are regular models. pdi knows the truth about ares_dot_com and mark_wulfgar. xandydawatcher has secret fantasies about George W. Bush... Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

I'm just SHOCKED at all of you! How could you! And why wasn't I invited?!