Heroic answering machine messages

[drewbear]

"You've reached the answering machine of Hiro Nakamura. I'm sorry he isn't here right now to take your call. He's busy altering the fabric of space and time itself, but as soon as he fixes the timeline, he'll get back to you as soon as he can. In fact, he may have already called you back and this timeline is no longer operational. Beep."

copied from LaraAriadne at TWoP.