TAR 9.3: "I Am in Russia Playing With the Dolls"

[drewbear]

Previously: Stairmaster of DOOOOOOM!!!! "The spirit of Mr. Wizard is with us"

Pitstop: Beach Bums + Double Dees = Eww. 'Nuff said.

By the way, did you know that the Hippies are wacky? Because they weren't sure.

Geeks in Love are seriously my favorite team so far. They're on TAR to see the world and have fun, not to test their relationship. Thank the Lord.

The Hippies just jumped out from the side of the road in pitch black darkness with the intent on scaring the Beach Bums. Damn Hippies.

And they just can't let a "good" joke die, can they.

Mandatory zipline with a dash of hours-of-operation bunching.

Lakehole is just one big ball of frustration and I find it hilarious. :-D

Aww... Fran has a flower behind her ear at the Amazing Mat. It looks cute.

So, without the Glamazons, the pee references fall to Desiree?

I'm now ashamed to use "wacky Hijinks" as my journal theme. Damn Hippies.

Lakehole specifically didn't want to go to Russia because it would be cold? Did he really think they would be staying in the balmy tropics the entire Race?

Did...did one of the Beach Bums just bitwe one of the Dani's breast? WTF?

Lakehole is just tons of fun, isn't he?

hmm... looks like airport bunching killed the bus separation

one of the Danis is learning useful Russian phrases on the flight: plus. letting the Beach Bum treat her like an adorable puppy/sex slave immediately afterwards: big minus

The Hippies' habit of reading the clues in tandem is starting to really freak me out. Damn Hippies.

"Take the plunge" and they don't think it would involve swimming? WTF?

"Might do it naked"?! Doubleplus WTF?!?!

An aside: I can't decide if that Hippie's rainbow-encrusted sweater is really, really gay or a horrible affectation. Damn Hippies.

Poor Yolanda. She looked terrified up there.

Heh. Dani waited until the Beach Bums were out of sight before jumping into the pool. I guess they don't want to fuel any more wet t-shirt contest fantasies.

Lakehole didn't get changed back into his street clothes before leaving the facility? How... Jonathon of him.

I really, REALLY feel sorry for Wanda here. Desiree's handling this nicely, however.

At least the Hippies took the time to admire the Cathedral. Damn Hippies

This Detour is a classic Tortoise/Hare, but I might take the Tortoise optino just because the dolls are so freaking cool.

Danis left the clue at the pool? Major oops, there.

YAY! Wanda did it! And the bystanders were cheering her on!

Huh. So the trolley park is impossible to find, even when you're (theoretically) right outside it. Kinda like Brigadoon.

Lakehole? Beach Bums? These are the perils of following without thought. DON'T blame Raylonda.

FrankenBarry is really bad at making good Detour choices, aren't they.

DOUBLE LEG!! YES!!! Screw with their heads, Phil! Screw. With. Their. Heads!

Next: The Beach Bums get into a German barfight (Yay!) and Wanda/Desiree get dysfuntional (Boo!)

Comments

[cubhaystack.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was iffy on the Hippies for a while, but when they took the time to admire the cathedral, I really liked them a lot more. That and when they jumped out and scared the Frat Boys. LOL Cracked me up. It was so dumb, but they're having so much fun... I love it. But the Nerds in Love are by far my favorite. They're sickeningly adorable.