They Fight Crime!

[drewbear]

"He's a deeply religious drug-addicted lava Jesus who's ridiculously paranoid about everything. She's a manipulative pseudointellectual fangirl from the wrong side of the tracks."

Now they ded from coke!
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"He's a world-famous overambitious paranormal investigator searching for his wife's true killer. She's a radical blonde queen of the dead trying to make a difference in a man's world. They fight crime!"

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[drewbeartx.livejournal.com]

What's frightening is that, despite being randomly generated, I guarantee that every single one of those TheyDedFromCoke people exists somewhere in reality. Possibly only in their own minds, but still...