Randomness before I retire to my cold, lonely bed (oh woe is me!):
I know that, online, ETA means Edited To Add, but every. single. time. I see it, I think "Huh? Estimated Time of Arrival? What does that have to do with anything?"
Monkeys and cheesecake do not mix well.
People look at you funny when you driving-seat-dance to the car radio. Sometimes they look scared. I like that look best. :-)
Why haven't the aliens called us yet? Didn't they like our date? Was it something we said? OH GOD! DID WE HAVE SPINACH IN OUR TEETH?
If I were God, I'd be home right now. Wait a sec......
Breathing is good. Let's do more of that, mmkay?
No, I don't know why the dog next door thinks I'm a burglar. Stop asking me! And hand me that sack labelled "Loot"!
I go sleepytime now. Buh-bye!