TAR 7.9

Apr. 27th, 2005 07:31 pm
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And now, thanks to my lovely co-worker Sandra, I have a copy of last night's TAR all my own! So let tonight's last night's episode begin!

Previously: Uberleg Pt. 2, giga-bunching, wedding parade, wooden hephalumps, head-shaving (poor Joyce!), camel racing, Team Queen gets lost & Philiminated

Jadpur apparently has cobras. Huh. Who'd'a thunk?

This is my first and last TMBG reference for the night; I promise: ~/Istanbul was Constantinople/Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople/Been a long-time gone, Constantinople/Turkish delight, on a moon-lit night/~

Wow. That FF bought Uchenna & Joyce all of 2 minutes. Yeah, that was worth it. [/sarcasm]

::snerk:: Okay, Ron just won me over. As one TMBG fan to another, I salute you!

So, as if all the Teams leaving the Pitstop within 10 minutes of each other wasn't enough, the only/best tickets available are for a flight 11 hours later. ::sigh::

Joyce really does have a beautiful head.

So Rob's little psych-out just backfired? HAHAHAHA!!

Airport monkies.

Jesus, Kelly! JESUS! ARE YOU FOR REAL?! Being a POW isn't a fucking vacation!

Oh, you have no idea how much I'm loving Rob's false sense of smug superiority. :-) :-)

Lighthouses are cool. Don't try to argue otherwise.

Hmm. Uchenna's starting to look really worn down. I hope that he's not suffering from Killer Fatigue.

I wonder where Team Gray got the cold weather clothes.

::sigh:: As soon as I saw the gnomes I knew that it was a Travelocity tie-in. I freakin' hate that gnome. And I don't like the randomly-assigned reward, either.

Gum-chewing really *does* make you look like a cow chewing its cud.

Weighing people is a common practice on the streets of Istanbul? Why?

I woulda gone for the columns. I'm pretty good at numbers and cryptography and besides which, it's by far the more interesting Detour.

Is Uchenna sporting a fake Turkish accent?

Man, Team Gray has a nasty habit of completely missing the clues, don't they?

Fortress. So. COOL!

Is Team Grey going *back up* the tower? Good Lord. Uchenna & Joyce finished the Detour already!

::snerk:: I love watching Rob stress out. It's brings out his true, inner asshole.

Rob doesn't gnow what a gnome is? Gwow.

Hee! In Turkey, taxis are called "taksi"s.

Eesh. Storming the fortress looks really cool and all, but there's no freaking way that I could do that.

Team Gray continues their "can't see the nose in front of their face" follies.

Now making the clue a BOOK is really cool.

I like the greeter's outfit. Jewelled turbans are always cool. (Man, there's a whole lot of cool stuff on this leg. Me likey.)

I find it amusing that Team Gray is advertising for big men by making them seem like they're, y'know, BMOCs.

Okay. By cheating and using freeze-frame, I can tell that Team Gray doesn't have the plane gnome. So that leaves it for one of the stragglers.

C'mon Team Patriotic, take the Columns Detour!

I'm horrible with conversions. Is 1 kilometer more or less than 1 mile?

Jesus, Kelly really is a passive-aggressive bitch, isn't she? "I'm not mad at you; I'm mad at the whole thing." Shut the fuck up, bitch.

YAY!! Team Patriotic is taking the Columns!

Columns really does look like it was easier. I guess it was just the unfamiliarity with the potential difficulties that kept the other teams away.

Y'know, I can't be the only one who was wondering if Gretchen was going to break a hip on that climb.

I just noticed the guard's Ceremonial Garb behinf Gretchen. Hee!

Okay, so Gretchen was being whiny during the whole Fortress thing, but you'll notice that she did it as quickly as she was physically capable of.

Man, but Team Gray are tenacious, aren't they?

Considering that, if he's smart, Ron won't ever voluntarily see Kelly after the end of the Race, do they have to take that trip together?

May I repeat that I really don't like how they've disbursed rewards this season? It seems totally arbitrary and unfair.

The Return of Super-Mugging! You lose everything! No more American flags for you, Team Patriotic!

Next week: Uchenna is too nice for his own good. Buses freak people out. Ron is a little misogynistic.

Date: 2005-04-28 12:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
So Rob's little psych-out just backfired? HAHAHAHA!!

Wasn't that the best? I mean, I enjoy the guy, but seriously, BWAHAHAHA.

Date: 2005-04-28 01:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drewbeartx.livejournal.com
I've been waiting for his little mental games and smugness to bite him in the ass for a while, and this is a wonderful way to see it. :-) :-)

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