TAR mumblings
Jan. 11th, 2005 08:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
drewbearOkay, I'm really, really going to try to avoid calling Jonathan an ass. At this point, it's to be assumed.
Wow. That's not much time difference between Lori&Bolo's departure and Jon&Kris. I guess finding the blood place last time took about as much time as the other challenges. But dear GOD, did Lori&Bolo need the break.
AARGH!! More bunching! Still, giant wine cask. Muy cool
Is it just me, or are they spending an awful long time in Europe? They were only in Africa for what? One leg? I wonder what was going on.
Aww! Cute doggie! I loves the cute doggie!
Adam: "'Cause I've never done it, and I'd like to learn how to do it." What do you want to bet that this is the first time he's ever said that.
I'm surprised that A) Jonathan admitted that he needed help, and B) that Bolo didn't laugh out loud in his face.
Hey. Why are the only two Fast Forwards on consecutive legs? It kind of ruins the "decide when it's most advantageous" aspect, doncha think?
Kendra's just totally useless, isn't she? Can't drive, can't navigate, can't be respectful to the natives. Just a total loss.
Hee! I love the Accordian Of Old Fashioned Diving Suits!
I think Adam's faking having problems with the suit just to have some wet semi-naked tattooed guy jump on him in an effort to "deflate" him.
God love the Amazing Editors. "Lori and Bolo are dumb as a stick in the mud" then immediate cut to Bolo saying "Boom! Here's where we;re supposed to go" on the map.
Oh crap. They don't get the FF unless Adam makes it down there? It's fair, but damn!! Slow Forward, indeed!
God that's beautiful countryside. My annual TAR-inspired desire to travel just kicked in.
CAN'T! HOLD! BACK! SHUT UP, JONATHAN!! You're not smart, you're not attractive, and if you weren't a porn director, you'd never get laid. THAT is how reprehensible your personality is. Go find a hole filled with aligators and scorpions, crawl in (making sure to upset as many of the animals as you can) and die a lingering, pain-filled death. Your death will significantly increase the average humanity level of mankind. So do it, for humanity's sake. Please.
Damn that's a high cliff to climb.
God, Jonathan blames Victoria for everything, doesn't he? I bet he thinks his low sperm count and impotence are her fault, too.
You know, it's true what others have said. Jonathan is actually (relatively) normal and a decent racer... until he sees another team. Then he goes totally, bug-nuts insane. It's like he's one of those fighting beta fish.
Wine-grape stomping? How I Love Lucy. And nasty, considering how sweaty, funky, and nasty their feet must be by now.
Jonathan doesn't know what 'moat' means? Is he really that stupid? ...Consider that a rhetorical question.
Hee! Jonathan scares dogs. What do you want to bet that the Lab in the credits is a stunt dog?
Gods, Kris is soooo adorable!!
Why didn't Jonathan put on his shoes, or at least some socks? He doesn't like putting back on his shirt either.
Non-elim? I'm not sure how I feel about this. I like Aaron, but Hayden needs a good bitchslap.
Previews: it looks like someone (Hayden?) finally gets sick and tired of how Jonathan (mis-)treats Victoria and yells at him about it. About damn time.
Wow. That's not much time difference between Lori&Bolo's departure and Jon&Kris. I guess finding the blood place last time took about as much time as the other challenges. But dear GOD, did Lori&Bolo need the break.
AARGH!! More bunching! Still, giant wine cask. Muy cool
Is it just me, or are they spending an awful long time in Europe? They were only in Africa for what? One leg? I wonder what was going on.
Aww! Cute doggie! I loves the cute doggie!
Adam: "'Cause I've never done it, and I'd like to learn how to do it." What do you want to bet that this is the first time he's ever said that.
I'm surprised that A) Jonathan admitted that he needed help, and B) that Bolo didn't laugh out loud in his face.
Hey. Why are the only two Fast Forwards on consecutive legs? It kind of ruins the "decide when it's most advantageous" aspect, doncha think?
Kendra's just totally useless, isn't she? Can't drive, can't navigate, can't be respectful to the natives. Just a total loss.
Hee! I love the Accordian Of Old Fashioned Diving Suits!
I think Adam's faking having problems with the suit just to have some wet semi-naked tattooed guy jump on him in an effort to "deflate" him.
God love the Amazing Editors. "Lori and Bolo are dumb as a stick in the mud" then immediate cut to Bolo saying "Boom! Here's where we;re supposed to go" on the map.
Oh crap. They don't get the FF unless Adam makes it down there? It's fair, but damn!! Slow Forward, indeed!
God that's beautiful countryside. My annual TAR-inspired desire to travel just kicked in.
CAN'T! HOLD! BACK! SHUT UP, JONATHAN!! You're not smart, you're not attractive, and if you weren't a porn director, you'd never get laid. THAT is how reprehensible your personality is. Go find a hole filled with aligators and scorpions, crawl in (making sure to upset as many of the animals as you can) and die a lingering, pain-filled death. Your death will significantly increase the average humanity level of mankind. So do it, for humanity's sake. Please.
Damn that's a high cliff to climb.
God, Jonathan blames Victoria for everything, doesn't he? I bet he thinks his low sperm count and impotence are her fault, too.
You know, it's true what others have said. Jonathan is actually (relatively) normal and a decent racer... until he sees another team. Then he goes totally, bug-nuts insane. It's like he's one of those fighting beta fish.
Wine-grape stomping? How I Love Lucy. And nasty, considering how sweaty, funky, and nasty their feet must be by now.
Jonathan doesn't know what 'moat' means? Is he really that stupid? ...Consider that a rhetorical question.
Hee! Jonathan scares dogs. What do you want to bet that the Lab in the credits is a stunt dog?
Gods, Kris is soooo adorable!!
Why didn't Jonathan put on his shoes, or at least some socks? He doesn't like putting back on his shirt either.
Non-elim? I'm not sure how I feel about this. I like Aaron, but Hayden needs a good bitchslap.
Previews: it looks like someone (Hayden?) finally gets sick and tired of how Jonathan (mis-)treats Victoria and yells at him about it. About damn time.
