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drewbearWe start off with a quick recap, as if last week's "episode" wasn't enough. Once the real episode starts, we see the softer side of Shannon as she cleans her brother's body. Sayid wants to be comforting, and we go to Sayid!flashback. Yay! It's not Jack or Kate!
The CIA has Sayid and wants him to spy for them via a terrorist friend. They're bait? The presumed dead girlfriend. And off to Syndney they go!
Meanwhile, back at the island, Kate is stalkng through the woods and finds a ribbon. Obviously the creepy Deadpool dolls have gone all Chucky on us. Jack stumbles into the set and spazzes at Kate about Locke lying to him. Cut to the beach!
We see all the extras as everyone attends the funeral of Boone. They're burying him in a grassy area right off the beach (about 20 yards off?) and have given him a blue-tarp shroud. Why'd Jack bury Agent Deadguy so far out in the jungle? Aaaanyway, Shannon declines to eulogize so Sayid breaks out in "sorry he's dead"s. Locke appears, covered in fake blood (c'mon! It would've gone brown and flaky by now!) and tries to apologize for keeping everyone in the dark. Intercut with his "apologies" are shots of Jack getting closer and closer to snapping... until he does, trying to throttle Locke before the others pull him off. Jack brings up the legitimate question of where the hell Lock disappeared to during this. More shouty, though. And that's all before the first commercial break!
As the others try to calm down spaz!Jack, Locke and Sayid share a Meaningful Glance. Exactly how does that man manage to have chemistry with everyone on the island? Sayid, I mean, not Locke. That would just be creepy.
We flashback to Sayid in Sydney (that sounds like a sitcom, doesn't it?) in a mosque with an imam with the weirdest voice I've ever heard. The terror friend spots him after services are over and takes him home toDaddy the rest of his cell, where Sayid proceeds to establish his credentials by finding and destroying a bug. He's in!
Claire won't go to sleep or let anyone take the baby from her. Understandable considering her premontory dreams and Ethan. But eventually, she lets Sun and Charlie convince her to let Charlie take the baby so that she (Claire) can go off to do private things.
Locke brings Boone's personal effects to Shannon on the beach, who's still kinda emotionless. Shock's a bitch and so is she. At this point, Locke tries to comfort Shannon and I can't tell if it's legitimate concern or if he's grooming her for the Cult of the Island. A little of both, probably.
Shannon finds Sayid out in some jungle wreckage, doing... something. She tells him that Locke killed her brother and, since Sayid would like to help, could he do something about the brother-murderer? Kthnx.
Kate has Jack in the med-tent and has drugged him with their limited supply of sleeping pills so that he won't go off to kill Jack. Too bad she didn't drug Sayid, who has just foudn Locke at a random pool wringing out his bloody shirt. Sayid wants Locke to take him to the plane for possibly surviving electronics. And possibly to kill the cult-leader.
FLASHBACK! Sayid and TerrorFriend are kicking around a soccer ball in a park and discussing the latest explosive direction that the cell leader is heading. We find out the TerrorFriend has been picked to be 'SplodeyBoy but kinda wants to live. Gee. Survival instincts are so inconvinient. Sayid wants the CIA agents to pull out TerrorFriend, but they want to see 'SplodeyBoy instead. And if Sayid doesn't convince him, Nadia gets arrested and deported.
Charlie carries Beelzebaby, who is screaming his fool head off, down the beach. Charlie tries to comfort him with "The Itsy-bitsy Spider" but Baby ain't having none of that. Hurley comes along, suggest hunger and soiled-ness as possible explanations for the crying, then does his "best" Rick James imitation. No go.
At the heroin plane, Locke hands over his gun to Sayid and then reveals that he was the one who knocked out Sayid way back when and destroyed his transceiver. C'mon, everybody together! A-DUUUUUUUH!!!
And understandably, Sayid throat-grips Locke. Locke tries to rationalize away his actions and when Sayid asks him about the hatch, Locke hesitates just a leeeetle too long and tries to deflect attention to the plane's hatches. Sayid obviously doesn't believe him, but lowers the gun so as to let Locke lead him to the hatch later.
FLASHBACK! Sayid convinces pre'SplodeyBoy to, well, go 'splodey. 'SB asks Sayid to join him in his "glorious martyrdom" and Sayid "agrees".
Sayid finds Shannon and tells her that it really was an accident, but dunno why Locke lied. Shannon's feeling a little unwilling to forgive OR forget and storms off.
Walt asks Michael a whole lot of boat-related questions as Charlie comes by with Beelzebaby in tow. And, in a hilarious turn, Sawyer's voice is the only thing that clams down the baby. Hee!
Back at MedTent, Jack finally wakes up (is this later the same day or the next morning?) and freaks because the gun-case key is missing. Jack immediately suspects Locke but Sayid says it wasn't, just as we cut to Shannon, in the rain, strappin' on some heat. Better look out, Johnny-boy! Snicker Bitch is after ya!
FLASHBACK! Sayid gets picked up an unmarked van and when he sees 'SplodeyBoy, he knows it's one. Cell Leader takes them to an undisclosed location where they pick up their load of C4 and some psiffy-looking security guard outfits. As they're about to drive away, 'SplodeyBoy starts to pray and Sayid reveals the CIA connection. 'SplodeyBoy snaps a little, threatens Sayid, then blows himself away. Greeeeat.
Sayid, Jack and Kate are running all willy-nilly through the rainy jungle and coincidentally stumble (literally) across the Shannon-Locke standoff. Sayid tries to talk Shannon out of it, Shannon reminds Jack that Locke's a liar, Sayid goes for the gun, Locke gets belly-shot and CaptainDoctorHeroJack leaves him there to die. Is it really fatal? Let's find out!
Aww! Sawyer's wearing his dorky glasses and reading a car mag to Beelzebaby!
Kate tries to comfort Sayid about Shannon shooting Locke, by which I assume that Johnny-boy's dead.
FLASHBACK! The CIA cleans up the C4 scene and Sayid claims rights to bury 'SplodeyBoy. He has to take a later flight to do so, however. Awwww crap.
Okay, so Locke's alive and apparently Sayid has stashed him away somewhere at a remote fire. Sayid then demands that Locke take him to the hatch.
Next: Everyone finds out about the hatch and Walt freaks, not wanting them to open it.
The CIA has Sayid and wants him to spy for them via a terrorist friend. They're bait? The presumed dead girlfriend. And off to Syndney they go!
Meanwhile, back at the island, Kate is stalkng through the woods and finds a ribbon. Obviously the creepy Deadpool dolls have gone all Chucky on us. Jack stumbles into the set and spazzes at Kate about Locke lying to him. Cut to the beach!
We see all the extras as everyone attends the funeral of Boone. They're burying him in a grassy area right off the beach (about 20 yards off?) and have given him a blue-tarp shroud. Why'd Jack bury Agent Deadguy so far out in the jungle? Aaaanyway, Shannon declines to eulogize so Sayid breaks out in "sorry he's dead"s. Locke appears, covered in fake blood (c'mon! It would've gone brown and flaky by now!) and tries to apologize for keeping everyone in the dark. Intercut with his "apologies" are shots of Jack getting closer and closer to snapping... until he does, trying to throttle Locke before the others pull him off. Jack brings up the legitimate question of where the hell Lock disappeared to during this. More shouty, though. And that's all before the first commercial break!
As the others try to calm down spaz!Jack, Locke and Sayid share a Meaningful Glance. Exactly how does that man manage to have chemistry with everyone on the island? Sayid, I mean, not Locke. That would just be creepy.
We flashback to Sayid in Sydney (that sounds like a sitcom, doesn't it?) in a mosque with an imam with the weirdest voice I've ever heard. The terror friend spots him after services are over and takes him home to
Claire won't go to sleep or let anyone take the baby from her. Understandable considering her premontory dreams and Ethan. But eventually, she lets Sun and Charlie convince her to let Charlie take the baby so that she (Claire) can go off to do private things.
Locke brings Boone's personal effects to Shannon on the beach, who's still kinda emotionless. Shock's a bitch and so is she. At this point, Locke tries to comfort Shannon and I can't tell if it's legitimate concern or if he's grooming her for the Cult of the Island. A little of both, probably.
Shannon finds Sayid out in some jungle wreckage, doing... something. She tells him that Locke killed her brother and, since Sayid would like to help, could he do something about the brother-murderer? Kthnx.
Kate has Jack in the med-tent and has drugged him with their limited supply of sleeping pills so that he won't go off to kill Jack. Too bad she didn't drug Sayid, who has just foudn Locke at a random pool wringing out his bloody shirt. Sayid wants Locke to take him to the plane for possibly surviving electronics. And possibly to kill the cult-leader.
FLASHBACK! Sayid and TerrorFriend are kicking around a soccer ball in a park and discussing the latest explosive direction that the cell leader is heading. We find out the TerrorFriend has been picked to be 'SplodeyBoy but kinda wants to live. Gee. Survival instincts are so inconvinient. Sayid wants the CIA agents to pull out TerrorFriend, but they want to see 'SplodeyBoy instead. And if Sayid doesn't convince him, Nadia gets arrested and deported.
Charlie carries Beelzebaby, who is screaming his fool head off, down the beach. Charlie tries to comfort him with "The Itsy-bitsy Spider" but Baby ain't having none of that. Hurley comes along, suggest hunger and soiled-ness as possible explanations for the crying, then does his "best" Rick James imitation. No go.
At the heroin plane, Locke hands over his gun to Sayid and then reveals that he was the one who knocked out Sayid way back when and destroyed his transceiver. C'mon, everybody together! A-DUUUUUUUH!!!
And understandably, Sayid throat-grips Locke. Locke tries to rationalize away his actions and when Sayid asks him about the hatch, Locke hesitates just a leeeetle too long and tries to deflect attention to the plane's hatches. Sayid obviously doesn't believe him, but lowers the gun so as to let Locke lead him to the hatch later.
FLASHBACK! Sayid convinces pre'SplodeyBoy to, well, go 'splodey. 'SB asks Sayid to join him in his "glorious martyrdom" and Sayid "agrees".
Sayid finds Shannon and tells her that it really was an accident, but dunno why Locke lied. Shannon's feeling a little unwilling to forgive OR forget and storms off.
Walt asks Michael a whole lot of boat-related questions as Charlie comes by with Beelzebaby in tow. And, in a hilarious turn, Sawyer's voice is the only thing that clams down the baby. Hee!
Back at MedTent, Jack finally wakes up (is this later the same day or the next morning?) and freaks because the gun-case key is missing. Jack immediately suspects Locke but Sayid says it wasn't, just as we cut to Shannon, in the rain, strappin' on some heat. Better look out, Johnny-boy! Snicker Bitch is after ya!
FLASHBACK! Sayid gets picked up an unmarked van and when he sees 'SplodeyBoy, he knows it's one. Cell Leader takes them to an undisclosed location where they pick up their load of C4 and some psiffy-looking security guard outfits. As they're about to drive away, 'SplodeyBoy starts to pray and Sayid reveals the CIA connection. 'SplodeyBoy snaps a little, threatens Sayid, then blows himself away. Greeeeat.
Sayid, Jack and Kate are running all willy-nilly through the rainy jungle and coincidentally stumble (literally) across the Shannon-Locke standoff. Sayid tries to talk Shannon out of it, Shannon reminds Jack that Locke's a liar, Sayid goes for the gun, Locke gets belly-shot and Captain
Aww! Sawyer's wearing his dorky glasses and reading a car mag to Beelzebaby!
Kate tries to comfort Sayid about Shannon shooting Locke, by which I assume that Johnny-boy's dead.
FLASHBACK! The CIA cleans up the C4 scene and Sayid claims rights to bury 'SplodeyBoy. He has to take a later flight to do so, however. Awwww crap.
Okay, so Locke's alive and apparently Sayid has stashed him away somewhere at a remote fire. Sayid then demands that Locke take him to the hatch.
Next: Everyone finds out about the hatch and Walt freaks, not wanting them to open it.
