I just love that one of the current Yahoo! headlines is Finger-Jabbing Saddam Defies Iraqi Tribunal. For some reason, this sounds more like an action figure to me:

New! From Spumco!

The new War On Terror Action Figures!

Including:

Saddam Hussein, with his fearsome Finger-Jabbing attack!
Osama bin Laden, with his mysterious Only-on-Video stealth manuever!
George W. Bush, with his powerful Patriots-Don't-Ask-Questions defense!

Collect them all!

War On Terror action figures are registered copyrights of Spumco Inc. Any resemblance to anyone, living or dead, is completely accidental. Totally an accident, really.